Moon Pun

It's funny if you think about it too long...

The Shooting Star

Children have questions. Sometimes you might feel tempted to make up the answer. Do it. Make this world more magical.

The Fight-or-Flight Response

The First Landing

There has got to be a first landing.

The Procrastination Paradox

Oh yes, you know what I'm talking about, don't you?

It's All About Notoriety

"Notoriety isn't better than fame, but it sure as hell beats obscurity" A Quote by Terry Pratchett and/or Neil Gaimen from the book Good Omens

I think Napoleon said something similar.

Arachnophobia

The Birds and Bees

Did you know about the waggle dance? Bees are fascinating animals.

The one about the Corkscrew-shaped Penis

Long Nights

The Heligoland Albatross

So, this is a real news item I am exited about: A Black-browed Albatross was sighted near Skagen in Denmark on the 25/26th of May, and then in Heligoland in the last week of May and into June. There is more about this on the ACAP Website here..

Maybe one day I'll see my first Albatross here in Portugal...

Landing is Tough

An Ill Literate

It's not a very good joke, but I made it up myself. So that's nice.

Easter Prank

Quality Evening Entertainment

What can I say - watch less TV...

The Albatross Adventurer

Well, If you know nothing of Internet Memes, you might wonder about this one. But If you got the joke, leave a comment and we are friends.

Calamari al profumo di limone

Ocean Acidification is becoming more and more of a problem. This week I heard of a study that concluded that higher levels of dissolved carbon in the water makes it so that fishes get caught more easily by predators. Sadly there is no lemon flavor involved.

Will you be my Valentine?

Will you be my Valentine?

Asleep at the wing

The heligoland albatross is back for the 4th year running... or rather flying. And speaking of flying. Did you know that albatrosses can sleep in the air? Cool, hu?

Albatross T'ai chi

Albatross T'ai chi ch'uan - Why not? It's a stressful life.

Striving to be a Better Albatross

The most splendid achievement of all is the constant striving to surpass yourself and to be worthy of your own approval.

quote by Denis Waitley