Plastic Pollution Limerick

My friend and albatross lover Sybren Renema send me this powerful limerick about the problems of plastic ocean pollution:

There once was an albie from Leith,
Who thought he had plenty to eat,
But his health eroded
'till his stomach exploded
For plastic digests not like meat.

Seasick

Another Limerick from the #PoetAlbatross:

An Albie reputed to be thick
Was so nervous he squawked with a tick
Spent his life on the sea
where his species should be
The problem was when he got Seasick